Resume Roast
Drop your resume PDF. Get a savagely honest critique back as an annotated PDF — sticky-note callouts on each page plus an appended roast report with 3 rewritten bullets.
Roast my resume →Single-purpose AI utilities. No signup. No subscription. Pay-per-use after your first free run. Each tool does one thing — fast, sharp, useful.
Drop your resume PDF. Get a savagely honest critique back as an annotated PDF — sticky-note callouts on each page plus an appended roast report with 3 rewritten bullets.
Roast my resume →Paste your LinkedIn headline + about. Get a positioning teardown with 5 alternatives ranked by clarity, hook strength, and search-keyword fit.
Paste your cold email. Get a deliverability + persuasion teardown. Spam triggers, weak openers, vague CTAs, missing proof — surfaced and rewritten.
Drop a URL. Get a brutal copy + UX audit — above-the-fold hook, CTA placement, social proof, friction points, and 3 rewritten variants.