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Resume Roast

Drop your resume PDF. Get a savagely honest critique back as an annotated PDF — sticky-note callouts on each page plus an appended roast report with 3 rewritten bullets.

Roast my resume
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LinkedIn Headline Audit

Paste your LinkedIn headline + about. Get a positioning teardown with 5 alternatives ranked by clarity, hook strength, and search-keyword fit.

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Cold Email Roast

Paste your cold email. Get a deliverability + persuasion teardown. Spam triggers, weak openers, vague CTAs, missing proof — surfaced and rewritten.

coming first critique free · $9 per critique

Landing Page Critique

Drop a URL. Get a brutal copy + UX audit — above-the-fold hook, CTA placement, social proof, friction points, and 3 rewritten variants.